You are the legacy of a thousand heroes, who fought with their own monsters, and won. Their blood flows through your veins. The monsters today are different; time took them and changed them, just as time took and changed you. These are the next steps in the evolution of monsters.
But you… you are the next step in the evolution of heroes.
The voice in my head when I read things isn’t Morgan Freeman’s voice…it’s my voice. Is this normal?
april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face
Blast. I missed it.
Happy March 31st, or as I like to call it, the calm before the storm. Hehehehehehehehehe…
My Problem With Biology
My main qualm with biology is the fact that biologists feel the need to name EVERYTHING. For example, groups of animals.
A group of owls is a parliament.
A group of flamingos is a stand.
A group of frogs is an army.
A group of mice is a mischief.
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!?!
“There’s a parliament of owls over there.”
Do owls even CONGREGATE?
A group of mammals should be a HERD.
A group of birds should be a FLOCK.
A group of fish or sea invertebrates should be a SCHOOL.
A group of land invertebrates should be a SWARM.
A group of reptiles or amphibians should be ILLEGAL.
Sorry. Done ranting.
The “Things Boys Do We Love” tag makes me feel so cynical, when I look at those pictures and this is what I think of.