Everything I do is experimental. My name is Robert. I cook, I science, I math, I eat, I sleep. Welcome to my life.


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Sep 19, 2013
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A dangerous crossover if there ever was one.

A dangerous crossover if there ever was one.


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Apr 28, 2013
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This has bothered me for a long time.

This has bothered me for a long time.


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Apr 22, 2013
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The voice in my head when I read things isn’t Morgan Freeman’s voice…it’s my voice. Is this normal?


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Apr 3, 2013
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Pokemon aren’t the only things that evolve.

Pokemon aren’t the only things that evolve.


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Apr 2, 2013
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philosoctopus:

neyruto:

april fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell “trolled u” and run away whooping and hollering so no one can see the gentle tears on your face 

Hah.

Blast. I missed it.

(via searching4significance-deactiva)


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Mar 31, 2013
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March 31st.

Happy March 31st, or as I like to call it, the calm before the storm. Hehehehehehehehehe…


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Mar 13, 2013
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My Problem With Biology

My main qualm with biology is the fact that biologists feel the need to name EVERYTHING. For example, groups of animals.
A group of owls is a parliament.
A group of flamingos is a stand.
A group of frogs is an army.
A group of mice is a mischief.
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!?!
“There’s a parliament of owls over there.”
Do owls even CONGREGATE?
A group of mammals should be a HERD.
A group of birds should be a FLOCK.
A group of fish or sea invertebrates should be a SCHOOL.
A group of land invertebrates should be a SWARM.
A group of reptiles or amphibians should be ILLEGAL.
Sorry. Done ranting.


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Mar 12, 2013
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Breakfast With Google.
The Internet, I think, says far too much about us.

Breakfast With Google.

The Internet, I think, says far too much about us.


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Mar 12, 2013
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The “Things Boys Do We Love” tag makes me feel so cynical, when I look at those pictures and this is what I think of.

The “Things Boys Do We Love” tag makes me feel so cynical, when I look at those pictures and this is what I think of.


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Mar 12, 2013
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Things Slenderman Does We Love

Things Slenderman Does We Love